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I can’t tell what my favorite part is, but it’s either
scientists wasting budget and time to see if ants count their steps
the idea to put ants on stilts
there had to be a guy who made ant stilts and put them on the ants
confused ants


It’s so fucking weird how girls can just tell when our periods start. Like the exact fucking moment. You’re just sitting in bed or standing in line for groceries and your face does that thing kind of like in That’s so Raven when Raven gets a vision

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I had a teacher who refused to let any of us say “its okay” because of this exact reason.
Usher did not write Confessions for y’all to still be having side chicks

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laughing at how CNN went into one of the looted businesses in Ferguson and spoke to the owner. the reporter started asking all these leading questions that were clearly setting up answers that expressed anger that their businesses were broken into. 

The owner was like “actually I just want justice for Mike Brown im not worried about material things”

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yeah yeah the chicken and the egg is great and all but


was a hot dog called a wiener because of a penis or was a penis called a wiener because of a hot dog

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scientists could scour the arctic for decades and never find anything colder than this


yes hello id like to buy this painting!! its just so beautiful. ive fallen in love and i have to have it. how much is it??? wait. what do you mean thats a mirror

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gianrios how’s your period?