On my tombstone please write “Not appreciating my puns when I was alive was a grave mistake”
on the bright side i am not addicted to crack cocaine
On the downside I’m too poor to afford one.
one crack cocaine
hello drug dealer yes i would like to purchase one crack cocaine please
debit or credit
I actually have a gift card
i’m not sure if my body can handle much more of this “getting out of bed” nonsense