dianasaur;



raddestbabe:

everyone’s having their mid-life crises at like 19

(via lordio)

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continent:

my kind of bouquet

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lovequotesrus:

Everything you love is here

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On my tombstone please write “Not appreciating my puns when I was alive was a grave mistake”

(Source: sadnessandpuns, via sassymccoy)

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lovesexdevotion:

That was so beautiful

brie3po:

janebuzjane:

thoughtkiller:

clavid:

eloquentvibes:

clavid:

on the bright side i am not addicted to crack cocaine

On the downside I’m too poor to afford one.

one crack cocaine

hello drug dealer yes i would like to purchase one crack cocaine please

debit or credit

I actually have a gift card

(via elisabethash)

awesomephilia:

i’m not sure if my body can handle much more of this “getting out of bed” nonsense

(Source: dutchster, via lagio)

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comcasting:

My grandpa texted for the first time in his life today and he spit straight wisdom out of the keyboard

amberushgron:

Please don’t underestimate how petty I can be. I will like things just to spite you.

(via burningletter-)

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